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Western Music and Variety DVD
Western Music and Variety is for those interested in not only Neil Hamburger's award-winning Jokes...but his venture into personality-based Music as well. The main feature captures a 2008 performance of Neil Hamburger and the Too-Good-For-Neil-Hamburger Band, performing a set of "Country Winners" live in Hollywood, California. Bonus features include a trio of music videos, a grim slide-show, an episode of the aborted web series All Alone With Neil Hamburger, and a short film documenting Neil's stand-up comedy set for a group of imprisoned cats at a cat boarding facility in Burbank, California. 

 

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The World's Funnyman - DVD

The World's Funnyman presents Neil Hamburger in the most modern format yet, the DVD. The centerpiece of this disc is the film That's Not Gold, That's Dung!, in which Neil is seen performing in early 2006 to a packed house in Sydney, Australia. In addition to the main feature, this top-selling DVD includes the little-seen TV documentary Neil Hamburger In Australia; the featurette Left For Dead In Malaysia (an idealized reworking of Neil's much-loved album of the same name); and a souvenir miniature lobby-card reproduction for That's Not Gold, That's Dung! and various other lesser bonuses that we are simply too exhausted to mention here. 

 

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HOT FEBRUARY NIGHT - TOUR CD

Recorded live on tour opening for Tenacious D - Two dozen sold out shows - Neil Hamburger in the battle of his life - in the opening slot performing to thousands of "souped up" kids nightly - This real-life recording captures all the agony and the ecstasy as "America's Funnyman" gives all that he has left to give - Some of the jokes may be familiar from Neil's many albums - but this souvenir release is like none other - despite the hatred - despite the temptation to flee the stage - Neil would simply not back down

 

 

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Neil Hamburger DOLL
Adorable, lovable cloth dolls similar to those seen on QVC and the Home Shopping Network! - COLLECTABLE - DURABLE - HUGGABLE

Whether you are Young, or Young At Heart, you will want to own one of these limited edition, handcrafted cloth dolls from Tikidoll. Standing over 10 inches tall, these dolls are huggable and adorable. They would make a GREAT Holiday gift, and are perfect for pets. 

If you love Neil Hamburger, or just love dolls, or are a hoarder, you will want to own at least one of these, while supply lasts! Made of the best materials, and simliar in quality and style to dolls seen on QVC and the Home Shopping Network...yet offered here at HALF THE PRICE! These great dolls are exclusively available here, and at Neil's shows, for a limited time. 

Price for one doll is $20.00...less than the cost of 2 tickets to see the critically-scorned John Travolta/Robin Williams movie "Old Dogs" at your local theater. Yet these dolls were made with LOVE.

Order now and we will get these to you in time for the Holiday...makes a great gift for an unliked office-mate, or a slovenly roommate. Perfect "GAG" gift for that someone special...or buy one with the goal of making it your CHILD's NEW BEST FRIEND.

  

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SOUVENIR RECORD

This 7" single was limited to 500 copies and features letter-press cover art by Mark Mothersbaugh. Sold on Neil's tours last year, we are down to the last few copies. HEAR: Neil Hamburger and the Too-Good-For-Neil-Hamburger Band perform an exclusive version of "I Started A Joke"! Plus a never-before-heard track by Neil's frequent touring partner Pleaseeasaur. With space on the back for signatures. (Specify if you want yours signed by Neil.)

 

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GREAT MOMENTS AT DI PRESA'S PIZZA HOUSE CD

FAN FAVORITE! On this audio documentary program, Neil Hamburger pays tribute to the defunct Central Valley pizza parlor that played host to hundreds of his performances over the last many years. Neil tells the story of DiPresa's Pizza House, through sound clips and interviews with employees, clientele, health inspectors, and the entertainers who performed there. An authentic time capsule of the long-gone "pizza parlor circuit". 

 

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THE HARD-ONS WITH NEIL HAMBURGER - 7" EP

"American Exports" is a 4-song EP recorded last year in Sydney, Australia, while Neil was touring there. On this wonderful recording, Neil, who is by no means a "punk" vocalist, and much prefers the oldies-but-goodies heard on AM Radio, was paired up with Australia's most infamous and long-lasting punk rock band, The Hard-Ons. The results have been made available through the medium of "recorded sound", on a 7" vinyl record in a deluxe sleeve, released by the German record company Red Lounge Records. Only 500 of these were ever pressed, and we are down to a handful of copies left, since angry hate music is so popular now.

 

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NEIL HAMBURGER SINGS COUNTRY WINNERS CD

"Musically excellent and thoroughly funny...Over the course of ten songs, Hamburger spins melancholy tales that make Johnny Cash sound like John Tesh, and offers wry observations about the toil of day-to-day life, all backed up by a no-bullshit country band comprised of grizzled vets." -LA Weekly

 

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LAUGH OUT LORD! CD

Laugh Out Lord was recently named one of The Onion's "Top 15 Comedy Albums Of The Decade": 

 "Making 'painfully awkward' sound like a walk in the park, Neil Hamburger has skirted the fringe of both the comedy and indie-rock worlds for years. But Laugh Out Lord isn’t just a monument to his staying power; it shows exactly how willfully and depressingly unfunny comedy can get, while still making people laugh. On Lord, Hamburger subverts the overcompensating swagger of the typical neurotic comedian in favor of something much more glum and bizarre, including dips into excruciating solipsism and 9/11 jokes cracked way too soon. Riddled with off-target pop-culture jabs, canned heckling, horrible timing, phlegmatic throat-clearing, and the occasional onstage nervous breakdown, Laugh Out Lord shows Hamburger to be a true meta-comic for our age."

 

 

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