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LIVE AT THIRD MAN - RECORD ALBUM

AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON 12" LP!

Produced by Jack White, and recorded live straight to analog tape before an invited audience at Third Man Records in Nashville, Tennessee, this vinyl-only release was released as part of the identically-packaged "Live At Third Man Records" series that includes Wanda Jackson, Jerry Lee Lewis, Reggie Watts, and the 5,6,7,8's. Hear Neil's recent Britney Spears jokes, the award-winning "tribute to ice cream" that wowed audiences worldwide, and much more, while supplies last. 

LIVE AT THIRD MAN 12" LP including SHIPPING
The World's Funnyman - DVD

The World's Funnyman presents Neil Hamburger in the most modern format yet, the DVD. The centerpiece of this disc is the film That's Not Gold, That's Dung!, in which Neil is seen performing in early 2006 to a packed house in Sydney, Australia. In addition to the main feature, this top-selling DVD includes the little-seen TV documentary Neil Hamburger In Australia; the featurette Left For Dead In Malaysia (an idealized reworking of Neil's much-loved album of the same name); and a souvenir miniature lobby-card reproduction for That's Not Gold, That's Dung! and various other lesser bonuses that we are simply too exhausted to mention here. 

 

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WESTERN MUSIC AND VARIETY - DVD
Western Music and Variety is for those interested in not only Neil Hamburger's award-winning Jokes...but his venture into personality-based Music as well. The main feature captures a 2008 performance of Neil Hamburger and the Too-Good-For-Neil-Hamburger Band, performing a set of "Country Winners" live in Hollywood, California. Bonus features include a trio of music videos, a grim slide-show, an episode of the aborted web series All Alone With Neil Hamburger, and a short film documenting Neil's stand-up comedy set for a group of imprisoned cats at a cat boarding facility in Burbank, California. 

 

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HOT FEBRUARY NIGHT - RECORD ALBUM

NOW AVAILABLE ON 12" LP!

Recorded live on tour opening for Tenacious D - Two dozen sold out shows - Neil Hamburger in the battle of his life - in the opening slot performing to thousands of "souped up" kids nightly - This real-life recording captures all the agony and the ecstasy as "America's Funnyman" gives all that he has left to give - Some of the jokes may be familiar from Neil's many albums - but this souvenir release is like none other - despite the hatred - despite the temptation to flee the stage - Neil would simply not back down

HOT FEBRUARY NIGHT 12" LP including SHIPPING

The Hard-Ons With Neil Hamburger - American Exports 7" EP

Now on Alternative Tentacles Records, here at last is a deluxe reissue of the recordings made in 2008 when Neil Hamburger lost a bet regarding the "alive or dead" status of former Hollywood Squares star George Gobel, and was thus obligated to sing on a loud "punk" record by his friends, Australia's legendary punk musicians The Hard-Ons. Neil, whose taste veers towards more soothing sounds, such as The Tommy Dorsey Orchestra or Bow Wow Wow, spent an afternoon at a Sydney recording studio with the lads, and the result is this 4 song extended-play record. Some copies are on colored vinyl, some are on black, and unless you specify, you could receive either. Comes in custom picture sleeve with eye-opening insert, all at a value price. 

 

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GREAT MOMENTS AT DI PRESA'S PIZZA HOUSE CD

FAN FAVORITE! On this audio documentary program, Neil Hamburger pays tribute to the defunct Central Valley pizza parlor that played host to hundreds of his performances over the last many years. Neil tells the story of DiPresa's Pizza House, through sound clips and interviews with employees, clientele, health inspectors, and the entertainers who performed there. An authentic time capsule of the long-gone "pizza parlor circuit". 

 

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NEIL HAMBURGER AND MARGARET CHO - 7" SINGLE

Grammy-nominated Star, Margaret Cho, sings two duets with "Super 8 Guest Of The Night"-nominated Funnyman, Neil Hamburger. These songs could be Hits, if the Music charts weren't rigged by drug-addicts . 

 

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NEIL HAMBURGER SINGS COUNTRY WINNERS CD

"Musically excellent and thoroughly funny...Over the course of ten songs, Hamburger spins melancholy tales that make Johnny Cash sound like John Tesh, and offers wry observations about the toil of day-to-day life, all backed up by a no-bullshit country band comprised of grizzled vets." -LA Weekly

 

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UNOFFICIAL RELEASE: ALIVE (WITH PLEASURE) 7" RECORD

In May of 2011, Neil Hamburger performed at a bachelor party held in a back room at Zelo Pizzeria, Arcadia, California. The event was a small, invite-only affair, and Neil delivered a mix of classic gags and gentle barbs aimed at groom-to-be Taylor Brigode. To make the evening all the more memorable, Brigode's pals recorded it and pressed it up unedited in a limited edition as a special souvenir record, given to attendees of the blessed event. A small quantity of this thick pink-vinyl "unofficial release" have fallen into our hands, which we are reluctantly making available solely to curiosity-seekers and completists, with no guarantee that the record meets the Standard of Quality. (NOT RECOMMENDED) (especially not recommended to overseas buyers; it's not worth the postage money to have this sent!!!)

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INCIDENT IN CAMBRIDGE, MASS. - DIGITAL DOWNLOAD 

 

Value-priced, digital-only release, for those who want to buy stuff, but don't want anything that would add to the clutter, or that might have come in contact with human hands. 

This "album", such as it is, is available only by clicking on this link to order.