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Neil Hamburger Releases Music Album

Why is The Top Comedian Singing Songs Now? What Happened?

Neil Hamburger Sings Country Winners has finally hit the street, for purchase, if you wanted to Buy it. Click here: Neil Hamburger Sings Country Winners and then Buy it.

Yes, Neil Hamburger has been Our favorite comedian for quite some time , since George Burns fell ill, but until Now, we had always enjoyed him strictly for the Hundreds of Thousands of Laughs Neil has provided us, to help us forget, the impeding Eviction, from our apart ment, which has hapened too many times to count, be cause land lords Hate dogs, which is not Fair, the Dogs never did any thing to them. But Now , Neil has going in a New direction , of Country music, in the Old style, like the Greats used to sing (Porter Wagganer, Faron young, Johnny Cash, Merele Hagard, Luke The drifter), and so finaly Neil can put another Feather in his cap, which is not a cap at all, it is a Cow Boy hat, to go with the new music, he is singing.

Here is the promotional video for the song "Jug Town", featuring Neil with some of the band, including Prairie Prince playing the "Dad" from the song's lyrics.

Neil has a Great band on this record, including: PRAIRIE PRINCE, from The Tubes, and who also played in Jeferson StarShip, and with Todd Runngren, The New Cars, and on a record with George Harison, and in John Forgerty's band, read a bout Prairie, who is Great, HERE. Also on the record is ATOM ELLIS, "The Best", playing Bass, from the beloved group Dieselhed, he also was in Link Wray, and The New Cars. Now, DAVE GLEASON, he wrote most of the Songs, and when he is not stuck with Neil, he has a Band that you have to see to believe, Yes it is that good. And RACHEL HADEN, what a Voice, if you like the beautiful Voice, this one is IT! It will chill you, to listen. And JOE GOLDMARK, who is the TOP Pedal steel player in all of the West Coast, acording to the ex perts. Hamburger, who has had a lot of set backs in his life, had some thing go right, when he worked with this Band.

Now a bout this Record, there is a song on it that is "R-Rated", called "The Recycle Bin". If you have ITunes, you would see that Neil has released a "Clean" version of this Song also, that is ONLY AVAILBLE at ITunes, which I don't have, and don't Understand how to make it work, or to use it. But the Clean "Recycle Bin' is there, for 99 Cents, that's what I am told, by Neil's manage ment, who normaly does NOT return my Phone calls, and who Tried to STOP THIS WEB SITE from existing, be cause it is "un authorized", acording to them, and they was mad at me for talking about my Dogs, Bananas and Marlon, too much, they said, well if I am the one Paying to have the Web site, I could talk a bout the Dogs all I want, sorry Idiotts! Also the Fact is , 1/2 the People who read this site , read it be cause they are Fans of my Dogs, Bananas and Marlon, and that's where a lot of the "Trafic" comes from. You would be suprised how many people Love those 2 Dogs, and reading a bout their many adventures. Well any way to conclude, the New album is Great, and every one who Buys it, would Love it, and The New York Times already reviewed it, and put it in the Critic's Choice section, so Neil will hope fully sell more of these, than he did of the last album, Great Moments At Di Presa's Pizza House, which I loved, but no one else did :(

Upcoming Tour will Feature JOKES, Songs, and Band.
BIG STORY: The Neil Hamburger Country Winners Revue, featuring The Too-Good-For-Neil-Hamburger-Band, is going to play selected Dates, to a crowd, that would hope fully Love the show. The once-in-a-life-time Tour, is going to start May 30 in Mesa Arizona, which is where my Dogs, Bananas and Marlon live (!!!!!!), and then goes to San Deigo, Los Angeles, Visalia, and San Fransico Califonia, then to Portland Orogon, and then Seattle and Belingham Washington.

Acording to Source, the show would features some of the Songs from the Album, with the Band that you heard on the album, plus the Usual dozens of Great jokes told by Neil, that he is Famous for. It will be in the "Revue" style of entertainment, populorized by touring Country acts from yester year, with Music, Jokes, and Bales of Hay, a 90 minute long "Variety Show", that if you are Lucky, you would get to See. (You might have to Buy a plane ticket, be cause the tour can't aford to go every where, with all those People.) It will be a Great show, sources say.

Neil Hamburger Guest Stars On New "Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!" DVD
How many of you had seen the New Television show, "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job"? Well if you did, you Knew, that one epsiode, was called "Hamburger", and featured none other than Our own Neil Hamburger, playing a Taxi driver, running a company called Hamburger Taxi, that had to drive Tim and Eric, to an inportant meeting. That scene was a classic, by the way.

Well any way, if you wanted to Own that episode, and the entire season of epsiodes, that made the "Tim and Eric" show such a Great show, that should have won Awards, now you can, be cause it is just on D.V.D., and the best D.V.D going, because of all the Bonuses, and how funny it was, and is.

Tim and Eric have the best show on T.V., if you have not seen it, you can now. Click on this link, here: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job

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Money, or Dog food, these two Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) expecialy like SWANSON CHICKEN POT PIES, or T.V Dinners, or old Tacos, Waffles, they like Italian food, bread sticks, Ice cream, spageti with tomatoes sauce, any thing would Do, if you Work in a resaurant, PLEASE Save any throw-away or Spoiled, ruined Food, for my Dogs. Thank You!!! Also if you work for U.P.S. or Fedaral Express, we need a Way to ship all this Food from the Resaurants, to my Dogs, if you can give us a Code Number for free shipping.

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Above: Neil Hamburger , still "America's Funnyman" but also now a Top singer, suposedly

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