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NEIL HAMBURGER - UNOFFICIAL WEB SITE - "FULL OF INFORMATION" FOR NEIL'S FANS AND THE SIMPLY CURIOUS
Updated Hourly!!! (when needed) - main tained by Volunteer Web Master BONI JERGEN Note: This Site is UnOfficial, and not Endorsed by Neil Hamurger, un fortunately. . Neil Hamburger Web Site In Danger Of Being Shut Down By Goverment Agency! ! ! Violation Of FREE Speach? Activists Please HELP Neil Hamburger is one of the America's Greatest comedians, far better than Carrote Top, who is an Idiott. Or Jeff Dunham, who is horrible, and some say has an un healthy fasination with his own Puppet. Un fortuanetly, Fans of Neil Hamburger might have to Look else where for info mation a bout this Great Funny Man, in the Near future, if the Goverment shuts down this Site. Boni Jergen, the Web master of this Site, has Two Dogs named BANANAS AND MARLON. Any one who reads this site, has read a bout their many ad ventures, these are GREAT Dogs! Every one who meets them, Loves them, except for a Few peaple that HATE Animals, or have proplems of their Own. Recently the Goverment came to Boni's apart ment in Apache Junction, Arizona, and tried to take these 2 Dogs a way from her, saying it was Animal abuse that the Dogs were living in Unsafe enviroment, or some thing like that. They said if Boni could not get the Vacinations that these Dogs are suposed to Have, the Dogs would be taken away . I am sorry but I have been taking Care of these Dogs for many Years and I think I know what to do, also has there been Rabies in Arizona for Many Years? I have not Heard of Any. If they take the Dogs a way, and put me (Boni) in Jail, and seize the computer I am runing this AWARD-WINNING site on, you could see how this site would be Destroyed. All because of some Goverment Burocrats. PLEASE Don't let this happen, to Bananas, and Marlon, and Boni. (And Neil's tour Dates!) Write to the Apache Junciton Animal control oficers Oficer O'Leaver and Oficer Renaldo, these A**HOLES need to know that if you take away Bananas and Marlon, a LOT of peaple will be afected. Does any one know how to Get in touch with Neil Hamburger to see if he could do a benefit for my Legal bills? He won't respond to any of my Phone calls any more. Does any one have any info mation on Natural antecdotes for Rabies? Does PEPPERMINT work? I need to proof that I have Vacinated these Dogs but I do not believe (or can't afford) the Vet's vaccine, which is propably POISON. Neil Hamburger To Perform at New York's Famous APOLLO THEATER with Puscifer - and in Australia with Faith No More! BIG STORY: Neil Hamburger, is a Great comedian, who would Light up any room, that he walked into, with his Jokes, of Hate. Soon those Jokes will ring off the Wall of the Apoloo Theater in New York City, the same Apollo where MICHAEL JACKSON and THE TEMTATIONS PERFORMED with JAMES BROWN and other's. On March 11, Neil will open for PUSCIFER at the Apollo. It is one of Several shows with Puscifer , that Neil is going to do. Those of you who saw Neil tour with Puscifer in November may have seen them to gether in Phoenix, or Texas, or Salt Lake, or Denver, or Whatever. NOW they will perform together at the Famous Apollo Theater. Does Any one know if Dogs are allowed at the Apolo? I would like to bring my Dogs to this show, Bananas and Marlon. ALSO, in February, Neil will travel to Sydney and Melbourne Australia, to open some shows for the Famous group "FAITH NO MORE". These shows are sure to Break all records, this is a group that has been around for some time, but not done any thing Lately, but the music will sound Great, to Hear it again, after all these Years! Don't miss those shows, in Sydney, and Melbourne, in Febuary.
Neil Hamburger Hosts New T.V. Game Show!
We have received word that Neil Hamburger hosted the Pilot episode of a New big T.V. Game Show called "The New Big Ball" recently. The show was produced and Directed by Tim and Eric, who are the Hottest T.V. Stars in the T.V. Galaxy right now, with their Great T.V. show "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job Well any way, back to this Game show, "The New Big Ball", every one who saw it, which is hardly any one, because it has never aired, has said how funny it was, and is. The problem is that if the T.V. Network didn't want it, which they didn't, and now, the show is in Limbo, and nothing may ever happen. I hope that isn't what happens, because the Reports I got about the show, said Neil was hilarious, and maybe a little Mean to the contestant. We can all hope that one day this Show makes it to T.V. Money, or Dog food, these two Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) expecialy like SWANSON CHICKEN POT PIES, or T.V Dinners, or old Tacos, Waffles, they like Italian food, bread sticks, Ice cream, spageti with tomatoes sauce, any thing would Do, if you Work in a resaurant, PLEASE Save any throw-away or Spoiled, ruined Food, for my Dogs. Thank You!!! Also if you work for U.P.S. or Fedaral Express, we need a Way to ship all this Food from the Resaurants, to my Dogs, if you can give us a Code Number for free shipping.
NEIL HAMBURGER ON MY SPACE: I don't know Why you would prefer the Official Neil Hamburger My Space site to this Un Official Site (Made with Love), but if you did, for some reason, here it is: http://www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman
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The Number is "DISCONECTED". Maybe the goverment has got Neil in their "Sights" too 
", which Neil once appeared on, as a salty Cab driver. That scene was a classic, by the way. 
